- me: i'm gonna make you mine
- me: *right click, save image as*
if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing
destroy the idea that biological families are more valid than other forms of family. destroy the idea that your parents/sibilings/extended relatives have an inherent right to be a part of your life if you dont want them to be
i used to fantasize about atla being real and how cool it would be to be an airbender and by used to i mean five minutes ago i did that
- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?
im not gonna be on too much for the time being but i promise i wont be completely gone. just not here everyday. but honestly i cant take uni too much so i might go on everyday who knows
so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”